instantwaffles:

abolish-everything:

Bootyshorts which say “enemy of the state”

I have no impulse control

uranodioning:

i’m not lying on the floor physically but i am lying on the floor spiritually

bpdbuttercup:

I cannot imagine someone actually like loving me??? wanting to be with me?? dating me?? unfathomable & also impossible 

goldfyshie927:

the-armed-utahn:

gayasinnotqueer:

bloodytales:

(Her holding him as she called the cops)

Ladies lift some weights

the fact she’s wearing a UFC shirt made me chuckle.

my-little-ninja:

foxy-mulder:

cherry-mentat:

anonymoustypewriter:

allura-of-altea:

Inverted doki doki literature club where you think you’re playing a psychological horror game but it is slowly revealed to be an upbeat dating sim/visual novel

I thought I was playing silent hill but suddenly pyramid head asked me on a date.

Honestly nothing would make me happier than a big scary monster poping out from around a corner only to blush and offer me some of the snacks i mentioned liking in a previous level.

Guillermo I know it’s you

“And I would have gotten away with with it if it wasn’t for you kinkshaming kids”

mutantapologist:

No one is allowed to say anything mean about miles morales. People who don’t like miles morales are not protected under the constitution and if you say anything I WILL find you and you’ll be sorry

catasters:

Mousekeeping…

simonpaladino:

invisiblelad:

trcunning:

twerks4loanpayments:

ladytatyana:

darvinasafo:

Tulsa, Oklahoma near the original Black Wall Street.

Just sad

I guess that meme of DaQuan—the one y’all thought was funny—came true mhmmm 😒

These people

• kicked their daughter out (left her at a homeless shelter)
• found out she had left the shelter to live with a guy
• tracked them down at 9 at night to yell at her
• shot her unarmed boyfriend (killing him)
• shot at her after she ran to hide in the bushes
• shot at the bf’s 13 yr old brother (hitting him in the arm)
• fled the scene 
• were allowed to turn themselves in
• were put on PAID suspension

Such bullshit

Attempted murder (and shooting at minors!)  only gets paid leave. The more one scratches the surface..

His name is Jeremy Lake. He was only 19 years old.

fatimamononoke:

being 100% comfortable around somebody is something that is so rare but when you find it, it is so beautiful, and safe, and comforting.